THAT PINK CALVIN KLEIN WRIST WATCH: MY GAY EXPERIENCE

Omo! That faithful day i decided to launch my pink Calvin Klein wrist watch to the office and niggas in the hood were looking at me in a weird way; But i didn't get the meaning of their reaction until on my way back from work that same day.

Actually i love the colour pink. But i never really knew it wasn't a guy's typical colour. So that faithful evening i couldn't meet up with Staff Bus on time so the bus left me and i was left stranded. At the bus/stop was me alone with my office bag and my pink CK wrist watch....LOL. I kept looking at my wrist watch and admiring the watch because it was the first day of the launch of the wrist watch and i was so happy wearing it. Like they usually say ''New thing dey shack''.

Suddenly, this ash colour Lexus car pulled over and asked where i was headed. I replied Surulere; The driver responded he's headed to Costain....Hallelujah!! I replied that is my route; So i hopped in (In my mind this is God Sent). People of God, as we started the journey i kept on admiring my new wrist watch without knowing the dude driving was also admiring me....Yes, i said it; He was actually admiring me and looking at me like he just saw Zendaya the actress. I thought he was just thrilled by my sexy look....lol.

Then he asked: It seems you love the colour pink as i can see your wrist watch has a touch of pink on it. Pink is my best colour, he responded. I was like ''i love the colour pink but not my best colour though''. Then he requested to see and take a better look at the wrist watch. At this point, i decided to remove the wrist watch so that he can take a better look at it as he was driving. But he asked to see the wrist watch in my wrist. Then i subtly oblige to give him my hand. 

Sudden, i realized that this dude was practically massaging my hands and complementing the colour and softness of my hand and also mentioning that he loves my skin. I was like is my hand now the wrist watch? But he kept massaging my hand like the way i usually massage that of my EX. And i was like bros, is everything okay? I am no longer comfortable with the way you're massaging my hands oh. Then Boooooom! It came out: "I LIKE YOU and i will like us to be friends".

Na that time i know say i don enter one chance. I started crying....Yes, you heard me; I started crying asking for him to please drop me as i wasn't comfortable anymore. To God who created me, I thought the dude was going to rape me because my hands were like that of  babies palms in his hand. That moment i realized and felt what ladies usually go through whenever they're in such situation of being raped. I kept on crying and i threatened to shout across the window if he didn't stop at the slightest hold-up. Thankfully he dropped me at Apongbon axis and I started running. I ran so fast that i made sure i lost his car at sight. 

I didn't even board any vehicle till i got to costain. After arriving Costain, I also trekked to Stadiun watching my shoulders making sure no similar vehicle came from no where to crash or jam me. The moment i got to Stadium, na bike straight to my house. The next day i wrapped the wrist watch and saved it as a birthday gift for a friend that celebrated her birthday in the month of  January, 2021.

Since that day, anything called pink or colour pink, COUNT ME OUT.....May we not wear wahala called PINK....God no go shame us oh!!!.....Imagine this my small yansh wey i dey manage...GOD FORBID OH.....lol.

Thank you very much for reading!!!